Its different, yes i know :]

you say straight i say curvy

you say fake i say real.!

you say right i say wrong

you say yes i say no 

you say weird i say cool

you say slow i say fast

you say retard i say unique

you think 2nd i think 1st

you want this i want that

YOU SAY RANDOM,

 WELL I SAY FAST THINKER